Jason Tovey, a back for the Cardiff Blue's rugby team missed Saturday's Heineken Cup game against Toulon in France because his black Labrador puppy chewed his passport. Anyone who has had a Labrador/Goldie puppy knows that they will eat absolutely anything. When I was a kid, our Labrador-cross-Goldie ate an entire platter of mini chicken satays on toothpicks. Toothpicks included. Unbelievably his iron gut appeared fine the next day.